He ate the cookies!
He drank the milk!
He left this striped
hook in my sock!
Remember, Titans,
pace yourselves.
We've got a full day of...
ALL: Presents.
Robot parts!
Capes!
Borkflorts!
Yarn ball!
Collector's edition. Sweet.
ALL: Ugly Christmas sweaters!
Yuck!
Oh, man, this one
itches so good!
They are most unattractive.
So ugly!
Yet still festive.
It's snowing!
CYBORG: Ham!
BEAST BOY: Tofu!
ROBIN: Potatoes!
(CHOMPING)
(MOANING)
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
(CHOMPING)
ALL: We love Christmas!
(FLIES BUZZING)
Aw! No more milk!
No more cookies!
No more presents.
No more of the candy hooks.
No more mess,
no more ornaments,
no more empty calories, ha!
That was fun.
But I've got a heavy workout
scheduled for us at 0900.
(WAILING) No!
Christmas isn't over.
- (STRUGGLING) Over.
- (WHIMPERING)
Now that Christmas
has concluded,
I am off to Tamaran
for the great kergoff!
Huh! The great kergoff?
It is like Christmas,
but instead of the Santa,
we have Gilnark the Terrible.
(MONSTER SHRIEKING)
Festive.
Don't mind us,
We'll just be waiting another
364 days till next Christmas.
364. Doesn't seem so long!
(CLOCK TICKING)
(CRYING) I can't do it, man!
I just can't do it.
It's too many days!
It's not fair!
Why does Starfire get to have
a second Christmas?
Are my ears hearing correctly?
There is a second
Christmas coming?
NARRATOR:
And with that one question
out of Starfire's mouth,
the magic of second
Christmas was born.
Yeah, second Christmas.
- You don't know about
second Christmas?
- I do not.
Oh, that's right.
You're never here for that.
Oh, tell me more about
this second Christmas!
Does Santa return?
No, he's too tired
after first Christmas,
so there's a new Santa.
Yeah, second Santa is
a tall, skinny dude.
- BEAST BOY:
In a green tracksuit!
- RAVEN: No beard.
- BEAST BOY:
And he wears sweet high tops.
- CYBORG: And a headband!
BEAST BOY: And he flies
around with a jet-pack!
CYBORG:
Yeah, that sounds right!
I would very much like to see
this second Santa.
Well, you can, but you're
gonna have to cook us
an amazing second
Christmas dinner.
And buy us even more presents.
And decorate the tower with
even crazier lights.
And...uh, fly the second
Christmas kite!
- Yeah!
- And if you do all that,
second Santa will deliver you
the second Christmas miracle.
Ah! There is a second
Christmas miracle?
Oh yeah! With a flash of light
and the rumble of second
Santa's jet-pack,
you are given the miracle
of...um, ya know, somethin'.
(GASPS) Something!
Oh, second Christmas sounds
too wondrous to miss!
Is this true?
- Is what true?
- Second Christmas!
Uh, there's no such thing
as second Christmas.
Robin's the grouch of
second Christmas, man.
Don't listen to him. Anytime
he tries to shake your belief,
just punch him in
his grouch face.
I still believe, grouchface!
- ROBIN: Ah!
- (GLASS SHATTERING)
Who is ready
for the second Christmas?
ALL: We are!
? Second Christmas is so
amazing, fa-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la ?
ROBIN: Ah!
- CYBORG: Chili!
- BEAST BOY: Burritos!
RAVEN: Burgers.
ALL: We love second Christmas!
Wow.
What an incredible
waste of energy!
Our generator can't take
this kind of strain!
The others are playing a trick
on you, Star. They just want
more presents and more food.
Don't you understand?
Second Christmas is a lie!
A lie!
I think it looks
pretty, grouch!
Starfire didn't listen to
the Second Christmas grouch.
Not even some.
She was the certain
that tonight
the second Santa would come.
? Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ?
Ooh, that second Christmas
got me, I'm beat!
Great second Christmas, guys.
Yeah...
Okay, well good night.
(MEOW)
(YAWNING)
Aren't you going
to bed, Starfire?
How could I? I do not wish to
miss second Christmas Santa!
Uh, heh, he might not come
'till really late, Star.
I did not miss the great
kergoff, the most important
celebration of my people,
to not witness the second
Christmas miracle!
There's something
we should tell you.
Yes?
Good night.
BOTH: Good night!
? Oh, second Christmas night,
fly your second
Christmas kite ?
(SIGHS) Perhaps I am
not believing hard enough...
(GRUNTING)
(STRUGGLING) Believe, believe!
She cooked all the feasts
and hung all the tights,
she decorated the tree
and turned on the lights.
But try as she may
and do what she might,
there was no second Santa
appearing that night.
Second Santa! I knew you'd...
ROBIN: Tell her!
There's no such thing
as second Santa.
We just didn't want to have
to wait 364 days for
another Christmas.
We're sorry.
No second Christmas miracle?
No flash of light?
Yeah, we kinda made
all that up too.
(SOBBING)
Are you okay?
No! I am not the O or the K.
You made me miss
the great kergoff!
For this!
(SHRIEKING LOUDLY)
Where's your second
Christmas spirit? Ow!
Whoa, what did I do?
Don't shoot the messenger!
You are the grouch!
I'm sorry!
(YELLING)
(ALARMS BLARING)
Whoa! Second Santa?
Second Santa?
He's real!
He is?
He is coming!
He is really coming!
(EXPLOSION)
(MACHINE BEEPING)
Whoa, what happened?
The Titan reactor exploded.
We've been in the hospital
almost a year. In comas.
A year!
363 days, to be exact.
Do you know what this
means, Starfire?
That I was a blortnorp
to believe the fictional stories
of Second Christmas?
No, Star.
It means this was a second
Christmas miracle!
We didn't have to wait 364
days for another Christmas!
Because thanks to that
horrible explosion, we've been
unconscious the whole time!
It's Christmas Eve.
Tomorrow's Christmas!
Ha-ha-ha! Ya-hoo!
Merry second Christmas!
Merry second Christmas
everybody!
To those who believe
second Santa does exist,
the Titans didn't have to wait
a whole year for Christmas,
they got their second
Christmas wish.